We should give crazy Jesusheads control of global media. Totally. I’m convinced. Because, obviously, they would be, like, awesome at providing unbiased insight into news and scripture and the psalms and all that sort of stuff on a global level. Who needs the New York Times and the BBC when you can have aerosol Jesus-Broadcasting-Network trophy preachers telling you what to think? And we can just erase all those non-Jeebus-fearing countries from the tedium of daily reporting: let’s just hear about what is going on in Shreveport and Texarkana and pass judgement on all the brown people that muddle up the rest of the map.
PS: If you have the time please can you go here: (http://www.onenewsnow.com/Poll.aspx?ekfrm=931238)? The American Family Association wants to know if you can stop being a gay if you love the Jeebus enough. The answer is, obviously, NO. Oh look - I’m an ex-breather and I’ve stopped breathing oxygen! WHEW! Ooops. Damnit, needed a breath.
1 year ago