July 21, 2009
planettampon: So Dance Your Ass Off is AMAZING. It gives me a legit excuse to publicly laugh at fat people make fools of themselves. As opposed to, y’know, secretly mocking. Umm … wow. So we just got this show, Dance Your Ass Off, tonight. It is HORRIFYING. And hilariously entertaining. I made the amateur mistake, however, of trying to eat dinner whilst watching the show. Impossible to eat whilst watching these chunkies monkey. Future episodes will be viewed from a treadmill. Sidebar: the costume designer on the show realised she had a totally ricockulous gig, and as such she’s decided to just totally take the piss. Second sidebar: why isn’t Richard Simmons a judge? He would add the Mary Murphy insanity factor the show could really benefit from.

planettampon:

So Dance Your Ass Off is AMAZING. It gives me a legit excuse to publicly laugh at fat people make fools of themselves. As opposed to, y’know, secretly mocking.

Umm … wow.

So we just got this show, Dance Your Ass Off, tonight. It is HORRIFYING. And hilariously entertaining. I made the amateur mistake, however, of trying to eat dinner whilst watching the show. Impossible to eat whilst watching these chunkies monkey. Future episodes will be viewed from a treadmill.

Sidebar: the costume designer on the show realised she had a totally ricockulous gig, and as such she’s decided to just totally take the piss.

Second sidebar: why isn’t Richard Simmons a judge? He would add the Mary Murphy insanity factor the show could really benefit from.

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