November 4, 2009
Dumpling Man: You want dumplings for here or take awa … what wrong with yo face?
Me: What do you mean?
Dumpling Man: I mean, yoh colour. Yoh face, it is … like … not the way … ?
Me: Oh, haha, I just got a spray tan.
Dumpling Man: But … why?
Me: Haha, it will look better tomorrow.
Dumpling Man: I show hope so if I was you. So you … take away, right?
Me: Sigh.

Dumpling Man: You want dumplings for here or take awa … what wrong with yo face?

Me: What do you mean?

Dumpling Man: I mean, yoh colour. Yoh face, it is … like … not the way … ?

Me: Oh, haha, I just got a spray tan.

Dumpling Man: But … why?

Me: Haha, it will look better tomorrow.

Dumpling Man: I show hope so if I was you. So you … take away, right?

Me: Sigh.

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October 23, 2009
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September 19, 2009
Holy heck, the gays can quote the bible, too!

Holy heck, the gays can quote the bible, too!

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September 17, 2009
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September 16, 2009

Hitler finds out Kanye West stole Taylor Swift’s thunder at the VMAs.

Dozens of great quotes, including “BOB SAGET!!”

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September 15, 2009
forwhenifeellikesharing:

discodazzler:
Too soon?
!!!!!

Bwahaha! Oops. I mean, like, wow, that is in such poor taste.

forwhenifeellikesharing:

discodazzler:

Too soon?

!!!!!

Bwahaha! Oops. I mean, like, wow, that is in such poor taste.

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Trailer for ‘Precious’. A movie in which Mimoo plays a plain Jane social worker. There is already Oscar buzz. Quotable: “Precious you bettah get yo ass down the welfah!” CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS HOT MESS!

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September 7, 2009

This hot German spent a year walking across China, from Beijing to Urumqi. He did a video time-lapse following his journey (and also his growing beard/fro). Pretty awesome stuff.

http://www.thelongestway.com/

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August 31, 2009

Basement Jaxx ft Sam Sparro - ‘Feeling’s Gone’ … amazing.

Thanks, Marshall (http://extrafirmhold.tumblr.com/)

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