Dumpling Man: You want dumplings for here or take awa … what wrong with yo face?
Me: What do you mean?
Dumpling Man: I mean, yoh colour. Yoh face, it is … like … not the way … ?
Me: Oh, haha, I just got a spray tan.
Dumpling Man: But … why?
Me: Haha, it will look better tomorrow.
Dumpling Man: I show hope so if I was you. So you … take away, right?
Me: Sigh.
4 days ago
